你怎么不买 第一 这事不赖我
“Why don't you buy one? First, this isn't my fault.”
THE DIALOGUE REEL
“If you can't stand it, there's a clothing store. Go buy a new one.”
你怎么不 买 第一 这事 不赖我
“Why don't you buy one? First, this isn't my fault.”
“You should've told me last night. Second, I'm broke.”
“Don't pin this on me; you go buy it yourself because I did nothing wrong.”
Using structural discourse markers like '第一' (firstly) and '第二' (secondly) in informal fights signals a determined effort to sound rational and put the opponent on the defensive.
LEARNING CHUNKS & PARTICLES
why don't you buy it yourself
A rhetorical challenge pattern ('你怎么不...') used in disputes to flip a demand right back onto the speaker.
this is not my fault / you can't blame me for this
Extremely frequent colloquial Northern Mandarin expression used to assert innocence and refuse blame.