真想挕（打）你一顿
“I ought to give you a good smack.”
THE DIALOGUE REEL
你跑哪儿去了你 你把我们急成啥了 来弟
“Where on earth did you run off to? Do you know how worried we were? Laidi.”
真想挕（打）你一顿
“I ought to give you a good smack.”
“You scared me to death running off like that!”
In traditional Chinese parenting and elder-junior dynamics, acute terror over a child's safety frequently manifests as harsh shouting or threats of beating once the child is found safe.
LEARNING CHUNKS & PARTICLES
really feel like; really want to
Used colloquially to express an emotional impulse or desire, often in venting.
give a thrashing; beat up
A colloquial verbal collocation using the measure word 顿 to denote a session of beating or reprimand.
Parallel Spoken Cinema Scenes (语义近邻切片)
“Demon King, you're trying to provoke me to use my true form because you're losing.”
“Hit me, yell at me—I don't care.”
“What now? Want me to beat you up again?”
“I've always wanted to challenge you.”
“to make you two keep each other company.”
“I need to figure it out myself. Don't interfere.”