我结婚你就是星浦屿彭于晏了
“If I ever got married, you'd be the most handsome guy on Xingpu Island.”
THE DIALOGUE REEL
你结过婚啊
“You've been married before?”
我 结婚 你就是 星浦屿 彭于晏 了
“If I ever got married, you'd be the most handsome guy on Xingpu Island.”
认识那么久
“We've known each other this long,”
“That is completely absurd; there is no way on earth I have ever been married!”
Referring to oneself or an acquaintance as a famous handsome actor (like Eddie Peng) combined with a local place name is a common humorous pop-culture trope indicating self-mockery or playful disbelief.
LEARNING CHUNKS & PARTICLES
Eddie Peng (popular celebrity often used in Chinese slang as a synonym for an exceptionally handsome man)
Commonly used humorously in spoken Chinese in the pattern '[Place name] + 彭于晏' to tease someone who thinks they are very handsome or as a playful exaggeration.
Marks a hypothetical resultant state to reinforce the absurd conclusion.
