您又不是不了解他 我说服他 我还不如说服地球
“You know what he's like. I'd have better luck convincing the earth”
THE DIALOGUE REEL
那你应该跟他讲道理呀 说服他 我说服他
“Then you should reason with him, try to convince him. Convince him?”
您 又不是不 了解 他 我说 服他 我 还不如 说服地球
“You know what he's like. I'd have better luck convincing the earth”
自东向西转呢
“to spin westward.”
“You know how stubborn he is, so stop asking me to do the impossible.”
Chinese speakers often invoke impossible cosmic feats when complaining about an intractable person to highlight stubbornness without escalating into formal conflict.
LEARNING CHUNKS & PARTICLES
it's not like you don't know / you know full well
Used to remind someone of an obvious fact about another person's character that they already know.
might as well / would rather / is less likely than
A pattern used to reject an idea by comparing it to an absurd or extreme alternative.