精神病看见才骑你那玩意儿
“Only a psycho would ride that thing.”
THE DIALOGUE REEL
你连做鬼的资格都没有 小点声
“you won't even qualify to be a ghost. Keep it down!”
精神病 看见 才骑你 那玩意儿
“Only a psycho would ride that thing.”
不是
“Look,”
“Your ride is completely pathetic and nobody in their right mind would touch it.”
Using extreme hyperboles like calling anyone interested a 'psychopath' is a common colloquial tactic in Northern Chinese banter or street arguments to completely invalidate the other person.
LEARNING CHUNKS & PARTICLES
that thing / that gadget / that contraption
A colloquial, often dismissive or informal way to refer to an object.
mentally ill person / lunatic
Frequently used as a colloquial insult equivalent to 'psycho' or 'crazy person'.
Adds a colloquial Northern flavor, softening or making the noun 'thing' idiomatic and dismissive.
VOCABULARY & EXPRESSIONS
Parallel Spoken Cinema Scenes (语义近邻切片)
“I only believe what I've seen with my own eyes.”
“Only a crazy person can see herself.”
“You don't have to ride. We can just go take a look.”
“You're crazy!”
“I won't ride the son. I want its father.”
“Don't think you can boss me around just because you have some power.”