就哥喜欢你这个事 我都知道八百年了
“The fact that Chun likes you? I've known it for ages.”
THE DIALOGUE REEL
“It's not some dirty secret. There's nothing to eavesdrop on.”
就哥 喜欢你 这个 事 我都知道 八百年了
“The fact that Chun likes you? I've known it for ages.”
你一直没感觉
“You never felt it?”
“Stop acting like this is news; everyone has known he has feelings for you forever.”
Exaggerated numerical time markers like 'eight hundred years' are standard rhetorical tools in Mandarin conversational humor to deflate secrecy and tease close peers.
LEARNING CHUNKS & PARTICLES
for ages / for forever
A colloquial hyperbole meaning that something has been the case or known for an extremely long time.
this matter / this thing
A very frequent spoken framing device used to isolate a topic before giving an opinion about it.
Highlights the continuation of the state up to the present moment, adding weight to the hyperbole.
VOCABULARY & EXPRESSIONS
Parallel Spoken Cinema Scenes (语义近邻切片)
“I'm not in love with your brother!”
“Are you upset that your brother is in love with me?”
“Why would I like students?”
“I've never asked you for anything before.”
“But with his years of friendship with Jiao Lijun and Wang Dazhu,”
“Listen to me. I know this stuff.”