我来回一趟的功夫 都能出个尸检报告了
“(In the time it'd take to get there.) (I could've finished an autopsy report.)”
THE DIALOGUE REEL
我倒是能摸会鱼 但你们所离我太远了
“(I could probably slack off for a bit.) (But your firm is way too far from me.)”
我来 回一趟的 功夫 都能出个尸检 报告 了
“(In the time it'd take to get there.) (I could've finished an autopsy report.)”
不会 特别近 就在法院对面 等我 马上到 好
“(Actually, it's very close.) (It's right across from the court.) (Wait for me. I'll be right there.) (Okay.)”
“Coming to see you takes way too much time away from my actual job.”
Chinese professionals commonly use workplace-specific hyperbole to playfully emphasize their heavy workloads or the inconvenience of a request.
LEARNING CHUNKS & PARTICLES
in the time it takes to do...
A spoken colloquial time expression indicating the brief duration or period required for an action.
autopsy report
Forensic medical terminology used in legal, medical, and procedural contexts.
Marks completion and adds rhetorical emphasis to the hypothetical outcome.
VOCABULARY & EXPRESSIONS
Parallel Spoken Cinema Scenes (语义近邻切片)
“(with the joy of examining bodies.)”
“They're deadly serious.”
“if you refuse the autopsy, the cause of your father's death cannot be determined.”
“I examined the sword wounds.”
“in the palace all day, digging up bodies and questioning people.”
“When we get back, we will investigate it.”