谁叫

谁叫 你老乱点鸳鸯谱的

(我一说到这事你就这个态度) ── Previous context

“Because you always pair me off with him arbitrarily.”

谁叫 你结婚纪念日的时候出差

(给你个惊喜嘛) ── Previous context

“You're the one on a business trip on our anniversary.”

谁叫 她跟你乱说话

(- 你挂阿嬷电话哦？ - 我还关机咧 怎样？) ── Previous context

“She shouldn't be saying that stuff to you.”

谁叫 我嫁了个好老公呢

(弄得乱七八糟) ── Previous context

“Well, that's what happens when I marry such a good husband.”

谁叫 你店里没卖

(我带你来这边是来吃薯条的吗？) ── Previous context

“You don't even serve in yours.”

谁叫 你是满分一百五 能考一百四的大学霸呢

(本来就该你做) ── Previous context

“After all, you're the genius who can score 140 out of 150.”

那当然 谁叫 我是你师父呢？

(如果是我 肯定写不了这么生动) ── Previous context

“Of course. I'm your mentor after all.”