Wonder Wall

这就叫出其不意必自毙

zhè jiù jiào chū qí bù yì bì zì bì

A sudden fortune would bring disaster.

你们就算有钱了能干吗

nǐ men jiù suàn yǒu qián le néng gàn ma

Even if you become rich, what can you do?

让这份意外之财

ràng zhè fèn yì wài zhī cái

letting this windfall

幸亏咱把衣服换回来了

xìng kuī zán bǎ yī fú huàn huí lái le

Good thing we changed our clothes back.

也算是见过点世面

yě suàn shì jiàn guò diǎn shì miàn

much of the world.

这个 要我说呢

zhè ge yào wǒ shuō ne

If you ask me,

还得是海仓湾那个

hái dé shì hǎi cāng wān nà ge

Better consider the one in Haicang Bay.

这你的认知就跟不上了

zhè nǐ de rèn zhī jiù gēn bù shàng le

your mindset is lagging behind the times.

我没有花钱的习惯哪

wǒ méi yǒu huā qián de xí guàn nǎ

I seldom spend money.

你拉倒吧你

nǐ lā dǎo ba nǐ

Cut it out!

这满屋子堆成山的

zhè mǎn wū zi duī chéng shān de

Look at the pile

清一色的假冒伪劣

qīng yī sè de jiǎ mào wěi liè

All fake goods.

看清楚你的真面目了啦

kàn qīng chǔ nǐ de zhēn miàn mù le la

see your true colors.

余鸣鬼鬼祟祟

yú míng guǐ guǐ suì suì

Yu Ming acted all sneaky.

摸黑去探探虚实

mō hēi qù tàn tàn xū shí

test the waters when it's still dark?

那也得想个招进去啊

nà yě dé xiǎng gè zhāo jìn qù a

But we just have to find a way to sneak in.

那个我哥还没起呢

nà ge wǒ gē hái méi qǐ ne

Ming is not up yet?

我看看我是不是在做梦

wǒ kàn kàn wǒ shì bú shì zài zuò mèng

Just checking if I'm dreaming.

我这一眼就认出来了

wǒ zhè yī yǎn jiù rèn chū lái le

I recognized you at once.

这老话说得好啊

zhè lǎo huà shuō dé hǎo a

As the old saying goes,

这血浓于水啊 哥

zhè xuè nóng yú shuǐ a gē

Blood is thicker than water, Ming.

再寒碜哪 也是个鱼

zài hán chěn nǎ yě shì gè yú

Ugly or not, it's still a rich fish.

一盒啊 将近九百块呢

yī hé a jiāng jìn jiǔ bǎi kuài ne

One box is nearly 900 yuan.

倒是齐齐整整

dǎo shì qí qí zhěng zhěng

Neat, yes.