Dog Man

But fine, we were 20. Everyone's like that.

Then we hit 30, and you didn't change at all.

Please stop asking me questions.

You don't even recognize yourself anymore?

Here, I wrote down what to buy. Go get groceries for me.

- Stop dragging your feet. We're late. - Okay, okay.

What's gotten into you today?

- Excuse me. Can I get through? - Oh, sorry.

We need to get drunk first, before doing that?

For our first time, maybe we should keep expectations low.

As long as it's with the right person, it'll be perfect, no matter what.

I won't laugh this time. I swear, no cracking.

I think we should just get a little drunk first.

Either we become a couple with no sex life or we go back to just being friends.

That's a trap question.

When I'm in front of her, I can't relax.

That's never been an issue before.

I want it to be the best experience she's ever had.

If not, I'll call someone.

Don't tell me you've never fixed anything at home.

Fell for your face and got stuck with you.

She's basically my age.

When I'm gone, she gets the money. That's fair.

Yeah. As long as you're happy.