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Agent from Above
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Agent from Above

乩身

乩身韩杰被迫为三太子卖命,必须处理人间的各种灵异事件,为他儿时犯下的过错赎罪。在这过程中,他认识了乐观的女大生叶子,以及有阴阳眼的刑警张泯。三人不畏生死,携手面对心狠手辣的神秘反派陈七杀,同时揭开扰乱阴阳两界的吴天机究竟有何盘算。这段经历也让韩杰找回了人生意义,体悟天赋的真谛。

DIALOGUE CLIPS (701)

这么巧 我也来找他帮忙
这么巧 我也来找他帮忙
zhè me qiǎo wǒ yě lái zhǎo tā bāng máng

- He's helping me with my ghost. - Oh, I need his help as well.

又不是给你看的 给他看的
又不是给你看的 给他看的
yòu bú shì gěi nǐ kàn de gěi tā kàn de

It's not for you to see. It's for him.

他看到女生上色情网站 说不定能骗他出来
他看到女生上色情网站 说不定能骗他出来
tā kàn dào nǚ shēng shàng sè qíng wǎng zhàn shuō bù dìng néng piàn tā chū lái

If he sees the girls here, it could lure him out.

直到还清他们的罪孽为止
直到还清他们的罪孽为止
zhí dào huán qīng tā men de zuì niè wéi zhǐ

until you atone for all their sins.

你要我做什么都可以 做什么都可以
你要我做什么都可以 做什么都可以
nǐ yào wǒ zuò shén me dōu kě yǐ zuò shén me dōu kě yǐ

I'll do anything you want. Anything.

这样以后我上厕所都会毛毛的
这样以后我上厕所都会毛毛的
zhè yàng yǐ hòu wǒ shàng cè suǒ dū huì máo máo de

I'll never be able to use a restroom again.

难不成扶老太太过马路啊?
难不成扶老太太过马路啊?
nán bù chéng fú lǎo tài tài guò mǎ lù a ?

What were you expecting? That I'd help old ladies cross the road?

我管你是不是变态 我是来抓你的
我管你是不是变态 我是来抓你的
wǒ guǎn nǐ shì bú shì biàn tài wǒ shì lái zhuā nǐ de

I don't care if you're a pervert. The gig's up.

二 被我打到魂飞魄散
二 被我打到魂飞魄散
èr bèi wǒ dǎ dào hún fēi pò sàn

- Return to the underworld. - Or? Or I'll beat you senseless.

关我什么事啊? 找个没人的地方待着啊
关我什么事啊? 找个没人的地方待着啊
guān wǒ shén me shì a ? zhǎo gè méi rén de dì fāng dài zhe a

Not my problem. You find a place and wait for the Underworld Messenger.

- 要等多久? - 我怎么知道?
- 要等多久? - 我怎么知道?
- yào děng duō jiǔ ? - wǒ zěn me zhī dào ?

How long for? [Han Chieh] How would I know? A few days or maybe years.

你们要我在这个 黑漆漆的地方待好几年?
你们要我在这个 黑漆漆的地方待好几年?
nǐ men yào wǒ zài zhè ge hēi qī qī de dì fāng dài hǎo jǐ nián ?

You want me to stay in some dark place for how many years?

因为小柔拒绝我 我一时想不开 我就…
因为小柔拒绝我 我一时想不开 我就…
yīn wèi xiǎo róu jù jué wǒ wǒ yī shí xiǎng bù kāi wǒ jiù ……

Hsiao-jou dumped me. I took it hard, so…

这样不是皆大欢喜吗?
这样不是皆大欢喜吗?
zhè yàng bú shì jiē dà huān xǐ ma ?

It's a win-win for everyone.

你把妹有什么秘诀吗?
你把妹有什么秘诀吗?
nǐ bǎ mèi yǒu shén me mì jué ma ?

Can I ask, what's your secret with the ladies?

都变鬼了要什么秘诀?别给我惹麻烦
都变鬼了要什么秘诀?别给我惹麻烦
dōu biàn guǐ le yào shén me mì jué ? bié gěi wǒ rě má fán

Why would a ghost need to know? Shut up and behave.

我要去看看那女人长什么样子
我要去看看那女人长什么样子
wǒ yào qù kàn kàn nà nǚ rén zhǎng shén me yàng zi

I want to see who that woman is.

你们是何军来养的鬼 对吗?
你们是何军来养的鬼 对吗?
nǐ men shì hé jūn lái yǎng de guǐ duì ma ?

You're both the ghosts that Master Ho has been keeping.

欸 不好意思 你们痛不痛啊?
欸 不好意思 你们痛不痛啊?
āi bù hǎo yì sī nǐ men tòng bù tòng a ?

Sorry about him. Does it hurt?

我先自我介绍
我先自我介绍
wǒ xiān zì wǒ jiè shào

Let me tell you about myself.

我姓王 我也是个鬼
我姓王 我也是个鬼
wǒ xìng wáng wǒ yě shì gè guǐ

I'm Hsiao-ming. I'm also a ghost.

然后呢 我生前的兴趣是ACG
然后呢 我生前的兴趣是ACG
rán hòu ne wǒ shēng qián de xìng qù shì ACG

My main interests are anime and comic books. [groans]

但你们要告诉我 何军来到底想干吗
但你们要告诉我 何军来到底想干吗
dàn nǐ men yào gào sù wǒ hé jūn lái dào dǐ xiǎng gàn má

But first you must tell me what Master Ho wants.

大王威胁七杀大伯…
大王威胁七杀大伯…
dà wáng wēi xié qī shā dà bó ……

- His Majesty threatened Uncle Chi-- - [growls]